I went to a training session today. It was the first half of an Administrative Excellence course (I took the second half last month). I'll start by saying that I really don't know what it had to do with Admin training but both sections were fun.
Anyway, we did a little exercise today where we had to fill in the blanks with something other than the standard cliches you'd expect. Something that would lighten things up and express your humor. The example given was:
He looked like something the cat refused to drag in!
Okay, with that in mind, I'm going to post the sentences here and I'd love to see your offerings in the comments - and then I'll post mine.
Here goes:
1. If at first you don't succeed _________________________.
2. She was mad as a ________________________________.
3. It was raining ____________ and __________________.
4. A penny saved is ________________________________.
5. A _____________ a day keeps the ________________ away.
6. His face was as red as a ____________________________.
Go to it. :)
3 comments:
LOLOL....
1. If at first you don't succeed get a hammer and make it fit.
2. She was mad as a frustrated toddler pulled away from the candy aisle.
3. It was raining water balloons and teacups.
4. A penny saved is breeding like a rabbit in my wallet.
5. A massage a day keeps the kinks away.
6. His face was as red as a candy apply Mustang down the street.
Nice. What did you put down, Miss Lucy?
I'm usually horrible at stuff like this, but I did come up with:
5. A Starbucks a day keeps the swimsuit away.
And the other day I used...
6. My face was as read as a watermelon Jolly Rancher.
1. If at first you don't succeed, just take a nap.
2. She was mad as being stuck behind a car in the passing lane with the driver on the cell phone.
3. It was raining...(I dunno!)
4. A penny saved is one more coin in my car ashtray.
5. A laugh a day keeps the blues away.
6. His face was as red as a adolescent boy seeing a tampax commercial.
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